Once, a gay man went to heaven.

At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys.

That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walk, Saint Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Peter was now fed up and sent the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass off.

"Why is it so damn cold down here?" Saint Peter asks.

"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" the devil replied.