Bob was having migraine headaches for 3 months. He went to the doctor for help.

The doctor told him his balls were putting pressure on his spine and that was what is causing the headaches. The doctor also said his balls would need to be removed to prevent further damage.

After the surgery, Bob was walking home and was feeling depressed. He decided to get some new clothes to make him feel better.

Surprisingly, his tailor guessed all of his measurements correctly.

"Thats amazing!" Bob said. The tailor replied, "now for your underwear...I would say about a 36".

Bob chuckled to himself. "Nope, 34" he said.

"Thats impossible", the tailor replied, "that would cause your balls to put pressure on your spine and cause one hell of a headache!"